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LMAO Ok I have a small story for ya'll. It happened this weekend.
My hubby and I went home to see our families for Fathers Day and for the weekend. On Sat we decided to help the hubbys mom clean out his dads truck. It was a mess. So we were going to wash it then wax it then clean the inside all out. Anyways, we were all done and we were washing my hubbys car after and his sisters too (she came home too) and his mom goes to him,
"Ok its all clean. All thats left to do is polish his knob. Do you think you can do that for me?" (to my hubby)
Now me and his sis were over talking about boys so we missed it, but I guess he just laughed for a while then walked away. His mom didnt ask why. Anyways, we were up in the house and all in the living room and he turns to me and his sis and is like mom wanted me to polish dads knob and his sister spit her pop out and I busted out laughing. I mean we were laughing so hard.
Finally his moms like what and we had to tell her what it meant. It was the funniest ever. She is a HS teacher but she is still so oblivious to everything it seems. When his dad came home we told him and he was laughing so hard. She was all mad. She kept saying man how do all of you know these phrases cause we threw out the tossing salad and shocker and stuff and we didnt tell her the meanings but we said if you hear this it is def a diff meaning HA HA HA.....
Later we went to a birthday party at the hubbys aunts and we told the aunt and uncle and they laughed so hard. I think we embarrassed her so bad and she was pissed at us, but shes such a easy target and just throws these phrases out HA HA.......
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