See, I like dogs. Recently, I considered getting a poodle (obvious reasons
)...
...but then again, I want a really big dog, that's good with kids and is protective without being vicious, so I decided on a Mastiff...
...but I didn't know they drooled like that, so, I dunno what I want now. Probably a lab, but I'm lazy and they're active, so I have to figure something else out LOL.