Things really haven't changed since I gave up "that life".

Sunday: Brew Moon. Two rooms, one with house/trance, the other (more popular) hip hop. Almost 150 beers on tap.

Monday: Broke Dick Monday at the Red Lion. Beers are a dollar, the music's alright...it's moreso a military and tourist bar, but locals go down just for the cheap beer.

Tuesday: Dollar Drinks at Pipeline. The biggest club on the island, beers a dollar, other drinks are $2. Biggest dance floor too, sports bar upstairs, the Tiki Room and VIP lounge have their own things going on too.

I prefer Ladies' Night at Oceans. They call it Ladies' Night but everyone gets in without having to pay cover before 10, and all drinks are $2 because "it wasn't the guys' fault they weren't born women".

Wednesday: D&B Sunset Lanai Happy Hour. Everything's half off, DJ's on the sunset lanai. If it gets too crowded up there, there's always the midway.

Thursday: Paddlers' Night at Oceans. Probably the most exclusive and sexist club on the island. It's also the only night Oceans is 21+. Normally they're 23+ the rest of the week. Drink specials aren't all that, and basically if you don't go early or if you don't have a VIP card, you're screwed. I stopped going there after everyone seemed like they were 21 and 2 hours old and they were getting drunk after their one long island iced tea. Still, the lines still go around the block.

Friday: Platinum at the Reign. I hate that place and the people that go there since the bar I work at is right around the corner. I don't even know what the specials are anymore because I haven't been there since I decided they were too freaking overrated.

There's also the Wonderlounge at the W hotel. Older, professional crowd...cover's an ass and a half, but people flock there because of the atmosphere. $$$ MEAT MARKET.

Saturday: the Piranha Room at Oceans. They transform the club into "someplace else". If Oceans wasn't already exclusive enough, this is uber exclusive. I never go to these because I'd have to lose at least 20 pounds to look as thin as the bitches that go in.

There's always the bars that work every night: Eastside Grill, Bedroq's, Magoo's, and the MaiTai Bar at Ala Moana that have happy hour and ridiculously cheap drinks and live music every night. If I'm not at my bar, then I'm at these places. I just hate dressing up and having to try to impress people at the club. Oh well. I finally grew up, I suppose.