We had "Earth" - also known as the Esker Monster.

This was one of the largest people I've ever seen.... he had to weigh (and I'm not exaggerating) over 500 pounds. He could only attend classes in certain halls on campus because he could not fit in the chairs. It was kind of sad, really..... if you didn't know him.

If you did know him, you'd realize that he was the creepiest, grossest, just plain old nastiest motherf***er for 50 miles. He worked in the campus computer lab my freshman year (he graduated the year after I got there), and he would routinely harrass the students, staff, everyone. He eventually got fired for looking at porn in the computer lab.