This one happened the other night:
The other day I took my dog out for a walk to this park. I let him run around for a little bit and then we left. When I got home I was tired and decided to take a nap....well, as I'm dozing off my dog jumps up and lays next to me to take a nap. I gave in since my fiance wasnt home and couldn't bitch about me letting him take a nap with me. About two hours later I woke up and was fine. About an hour after that I started getting itchy on my stomach. I took my shirt off and there was a rash on my stomach. I was like "WTF?" By 9:00pm I was really pissed cause it started getting bad and I was thinking about going to the doctor.
Here's where that part fits in....
By 9:00pm that night I was itchy and pissed...my fiance wasnt home yet. She called and said she was a little late. About 30 minutes later I get this little weird knock on my door and then it opens. She walks in wearing this little tiny skirt that has those latin looking ruffles in it, a black button shirt buttoned with only 1 button below the titties, porn star red lipstick that comes off, her hair was put in two little pigtails and had these skinny little high heels on. I was like, "Daaaammmmnnnnn!!!" She came up to me and started kissing me and then said "suuurrrprise!" She was all ready to get crazy. She started kissing me and then kneeled down...all of a sudden i started thinking about my rash I got after letting my dog sleep in the bed and started thinking she'd freak out. So I pulled her up and said "hang on baby, give me a minute." She was like,"What?????? I come over here dressed like this and you tell me to give you a minute?" Thats when i told her about the rash...lifted up my shirt and showed her. It totally killed the moment. She started laughing her ass off when I told her about brinkley and I taking a nap and then me getting the rash. It killed the boner, she started trying to be funny and put kisses all over me to where i had red lip stick all over my cheeks, neck, forehead, nose and all around my lips. Then she pulls out this camera and takes a damn picture of me. After awhile I calmed down about the rash and was done trying to get all the lip stick off of me. I was ready to get my freak on but by then she wasnt in the mood for that type of stuff. The timing was horrible. I tried to get her to do it the next night but she told me she isnt going to do it again for a while. I was so pissed.
I know this wasnt exactly a sex story...but I figured it'd suit this thread.
