HC I TRIED to treat myself to dinner last night after work, at what I THOUGHT was a quiet time.
HC I'd skipped lunch so broke out and got there at an unconventional time (read: the joint was practically empty)
HC within 3 minutes of my sitting down, a family of 6, with a loud-azz "Proud Family" daddy parks at the table RIGHT NEXT to me;
HC two minutes later, 6 Hispanic construction workers parked at the table RIGHT NEXT to the Proud Family, cat-e-corner to me;
HC an elderly black couple (and the sista was apparently mad at ole dude, cause she was all in his ear about something) showed up 2 minutes later at the table just up from me;
HC I look out and the WHOLE FREAKIN section was STILL EMPTY 'cept for this UN convention that has assembled around me. Do I look like Kofi Annan?
HC then Proud family dad decides to teach his child the rudiments of selecting from the buffet area.....from 45 feet away. "There the chicken is over there, Nay-nay. Gon get you what you want. Bring daddy back a few pieces, too."
HC then Proud Family dad decides he gon discuss the intracicies of "commercial dry-walling" with the 6 construction dudes
His wife got up to the next table to use her cell phone.
HC I'm like WTF happened to my quiet dinner? I guess it was at my quiet home where I should been.
HC, HC, HC?