I just saw a commercial for U.S. Expedition Gear Cargo Shorts.
Homeboy is picking up clothes of his bedroom floor and sniffing them, finds his shorts under the bed, and they are so funkdafied, they run away INTO the washing machine. Ol Boy pulls them out and puts them on.
The commercial ends with "crotchest funkiest" AW HELL NAW.
By the looks of the commercial he lives at home, he has no excuse for not doing his laundry. Isn't like he is short on quarters or has to haul it to some skeezy laundromat. If your clothes are so stanky, that they run away into the washer, do laundry or wear something else.
If you go to
www.usxgear.com you can watch it yourself.
If you've read
this post, perhaps Serena is doing this with her clothes?