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Originally posted by AKA2D '91:
Is December 25th YOUR birthday?
Were you BORN in a manger in BETHLEHEM?
Was your mother a virgin? And were you CONCEIVED by the HOLY SPIRIT?
Were your EARTHLY parents named Mary and Joseph?
Do many CHRISTIANS around the world CELEBRATE, PRAISE, WORSHIP you?
HECK NO!
NEXT!!!!!!!!
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Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhkay!
*Rain Man stands puzzled at the charger podium for several seconds before the "time's up" buzzer buzzes twice. Host shouts, "Same level 4". Rain Man shouts, "Level 4, $30!" Trilon reveals next item.....*