Oh Billy, Oh Billy.
Wear Shorts!
Then you can only lose half as much!
Oh, by the way, the lady I fixed you up with is still loking for you and the pants are cleaned, washed and Starched, and pressed on a hanger in Her Closet!
James Penil implant is lost for ever in cyberspace of Delete!
Oh, sorry no implant. James is a True Stud of inordinate proportions!