...it's all relative, because some of us are gon act a straight-up fool should Clinton get up outta here. C-Span will need a special Negro correspondent to translate the services because mainstream America won't know WTH they watchin. ...the presidental coffin gon have people tryin to climb in; somebody's overweight, old aunt will come up front talkin bout "Get up, c'mon get up, Put your shoes on, we going home!!"
I heard the sororities was working on a joint funeral procession stroll, and the hearse has already been outfitted by "Pimp My Ride."
