thanks a lot James, you just made Clay Aiken's creepy stalker song come into my head. bleah.
Anyway, I agree with Dionysus....I'd break into people's homes and go through their clothes closets and bathroom cabinets. I don't want to use this against anyone, I'm just incurably nosy.
And if you would have asked me this a couple years ago...I would break into my one ex's current woman's house, pee in her perfume and replace her moisturizer with Monistat. That would be cool.