[Kevin]

Oklahoma City is not a giant trailer park.

Living in Oklahoma doesn't mean that you ride a horse to work (some people apparently still think we're like a real-life western down here).

Living in Oklahoma doesn't mean you're a fan of country music.

We're not all Republicans down here (in fact, the Dems have controlled the state legislature for 80 years).

Lawyers are for the most part not parasites.

If I think of more, I'll be back.