Hi Ashlee Simpson, you look HIDEOUS as a brunette and NO you can't SING, so stop trying so hard.

Rene Russo needs to go in hiding or something because just looking at her disturbs me, and I think she's washed out.

Randy Jackson. Go away. But before you do, get a new vocabulary because "DAWG" and "AITE" and "YO-YO-YO" have run their course.

Raven Symone, you were cute when you were 4. Not anymore. Stop taking vocal lessons from Ashlee Simpson.