What happened to that really long thread about Jessica Simpson??
I have something I want to post there that doesn't really fit anywhere else
ETA: Nevermind I'll just post it here.
So I was watching a commercial for season 2 of Newlyweds and the have Nick and Jessica talking about kids. Jessica says she's always wanted to adopt. She even said she almost adopted a chold at 16. 16?!!!

What kind of agency lets you adopt at 16. I don't care how rich you are, no respectable agency lets any 16 year old adopt. Unless she was talking about "adopting" a kid from Foster Parents Plan or Christian Children's, or the like (which means she would be sponsoring a child and not actually adopting the child). But damn!