i failed to be recognized by my fine institution of higher learning for my impressive 2.3 GPA. this must simply have been an oversight by the registrar. i am still awaiting my VIP cafeteria meal card and my parking space beside the Chancellor.
congrats to all those who did well this semester. to those of us who are pulling up the rear in terms of intellectual performance, i am reminded of a little engine that could...better luck next term.
