[CrimsonTide4]

Originally posted by Iota-girl4life
Ok, so dudes be out on the farm now making like they at Magic City or something!
I can just picture them talking bout "Dawg that fine azz hen over there is phat to death." "Look how she "poppin" those feathers of hers."

I mean what kind of foreplay can a man have with a chicken? Does Patti Purdue give him a lap dance first or what?

I see Dudes have taken this chickenhead business way too far.

WHERE IS PETA WHEN YOU NEED THEM!!! LATER FOR FUR, ITS CHICKENS BEING RAPED OUT HERE!

OMG OMG OMG LMAO @ Patti Purdue and lap dances.

This explains CHOKING the chicken.

Originally posted by DELTABRAT
Ugggh! That's probably why they killed the hen because it couldn't be eatne...I guess.

I am mad that he tried to kill his wife. I am laughing because the village admonished him so much he couldn't take it anymore. Can you imagine?

What noises was she investigating? Poor hen.

This gives whole new meaning to COCK A DOODLE DOOOOOOO!!!