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Why did an emergency room worker (in Manhattan) say that his most tripped out experience was having a man come in with a cat attached to his privates?
The cat had died, and the man was too busy going to town to notice. By the time old boy realized, rigamortis (sp?) had set in. The cat's booty muscles had clamped down on him, and the were joined at the "hip".
Normally, I'm a very suspicious person, and would not have believed this tale, but it was told to me with such sincerity and earnestness that I can't help believing that he was telling the truth.
The perpertrator told the worker that it wasn't his first time having sex with the cat.
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