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So I was at a function where I'd had about 10 drinks too many, went mattress sledding, bumped into about 30 tables, you know, standard classy GP behavior...no bruises.
Fast forward to this year where I'm at another function and I'd only had 4-5 drinks too many, my date talked me out of mattress sledding, I didn't crash into anything - I had a HUGE bruise on my thigh for a few weeks and nobody has any idea how it got there.
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