To my nosy co-worker: Get a life and stop interrogating me. If I'm reading my book at lunch please don't interrupt me just to harass me about my cat. While I'm using the ladies room is NOT the time to talk to me. I'll be out in a few minutes. You know what, nevermind that. I'm not going to tell you anything important about me so find someone else to bother.
To S: I realize that you don't have a lot of people in town to talk to but if I don't answer my cell or my house phone and you leave messages on both I will eventually call you back. Don't call back asking where I am and why I didn't answer.
