Ok, I had to respond because my Grandfather is a Pastor of a church in Cleveland, and I was one of those people who was in church everyday of the week and all day on Sunday. However, I do have some pet peeves when it comes to church, which is why I am very skeptical of churches. Trust me just because you go to church dont mean a darn thing. But moving on...
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Church Cliches- (He woke me up this morning and what? (if you can finish this sentence then you know what i mean.)
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What is a Nurses' Guild?? Can anyone please explain that to me?? None of those women have ever been to school to be a nurse. They are not license to give out any real medicine. All they do is sit in white and fan people when they get happy. Please Im beggin somebody explain what the purpose of this is or what does this mean or something, cause i dont get it???
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I hate a church that has a different day for each sunday. (i.e deacons day, men's day, women's day, usher day. choir day....u get the point.) First of all everyday should be about GOD especially on Sunday. This is just another excuse to have a long boring evening service and demand a love offering.
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This is a Cleveland thing..but having literally 13 churches on one block is ridiculous. Some fairly big, but mostly all are storefront and very small churches. My suggestion: All of those little churches combine and make one big church. But thats too much like right.
That's it for now but I'm sure more will come. Oh yeah and if you were out at the club Sat night, please wash the club stamp off your hands before you come to church. THANK YOU!
Also if you choose to speak in tongues please make sure that it is anointed because i heard a lady once say, and i kid you not "OsamaBinLadenAintshit" over and over again. NO LIE!
