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Originally posted by TonyB06
so, lemme see if I got this skraight....
1. A girl, not named Laliah Ali or Queen of Crunk's mama, sneaks you in public (C-)
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Correct!
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2. You then hit said girl (F-)
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No, I did not HIT her, I literally tried to put my foot in her butt.
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3. You then run from the girl you just hit (D)
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That was my
modus operandi, hit and run.
More or less.
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5. She then smacks you with her pimp hand into a row of lockers? (F- -)
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No, she SHOVED me into a row of lockers. What happened after that, who knows?
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Somehow, I'm not seeing this experience as your finest hour on the planet, dude.
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NO SUEDE, SHERLOCK!
ETA: Seeing my grades you gave me, I seriously doubt that I could've gotten a 4.0 GPA based solely on the nature of how the incident started (i.e. Had I beat the girl to a bloody pulp, I would've gotten F MINUS MINUS MINUS MINUS across the board for being an Ike Turner aspirant.