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1. If driving at night, tell freakishly scary, frightening stories. As scary as you can tell them.
2. Tie a hose to the back of your car. Slowly drip paint out through the hose. Try to make the longest purple (or pink, or blue, or whatever your favorite color is) line in America. If a cop stops you, tell him/ her that it is a research experiment in ecodiversity and that you need to have your boundaries drawn. Explain that you have permission from the president to make lines on the road.
3. Take turns "car surfing," where one person holds on to the luggage rack and the driver goes as fast as they can. If you fall off, just get back on when the driver comes to find you. If your car has no luggage rack, loop a rope through the front windows and hold on to the rope.
4. See how many times you can change lanes in 20 minutes. Who cares if other cars are there? They should be getting out of your way!
5. Make two signs for each person in the car. When you pass another car, take a quick vote about the people in the other car and either hold up the sign that says "HOT" or the sign that says "NOT."
6. Paint your car to look like a pirate ship before you leave. Wear pirate costumes. Board other cars and take their booty.
7. Drive backwards.
8. Try to see how many accents you can learn. Use them when mingling with the locals when you stop. Better yet, pretend that you are from that country and don't understand a lot of English.
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