[Lady Pi Phi]

If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle.

This is my personal favourite.

Remind me not ride my elephant down to Florida. I don't want to have to pay for parking.

Here in Canada parking our elephants is free. But in the winter we must pay to park our dog sleds.

Here is one from Canada

It is illegal for clear or non-dark sodas to contain caffeine. (Repealed)

I believe this law is still on the books. I am checking.

ETA: I checked. It has not been repealed.