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Originally posted by Rudey
I encourage pre-emptive action; let's nuke the pussies.
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Shameless hijack of a couple of famous
Dr. Strangelove quotes:
"I can no longer sit back and allow... terrorist infiltration, terrorist indoctrination, terrorist subversion, and the international terrorist conspiracy... to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids!" - Gen. Jack D. Ripper
"Well, boys, Ah reckin' this is it... nu-cu-lear com-bat toe-to-toe with the terrorists!" - Maj. T.J. 'King' Kong
Only one problem, Rudey... the terrorist c*cksuckers of al-Qaeda are spread out and don't consider any specific Islamic country as their own. They camped out in Afghanistan until we bombed them outta the country. It's very possible that sumbitch Osama bin Laden is hiding out in Pakistan... besides, he's the front and money man... the bastard we gotta worry about is Ayman al-Zawahiri, who's really the brains behind SPECTRE... oops... I mean al-Qaeda.
550 Minuteman III silos... plus a whole boatload of Trident ballistic missile subs... one HUGE mushroom cloud... and now it's Miller Time!