So after Tanya is done beating me like a slave and making me say my name was Toby, I gather up my tattered shirt (it aint a "girl fight" unless some clothes get ripped) and equally tattered morale and make my way home.
So...I'm going over the fight in my mind trying to figure why none of the punches I landed didn't have any effect. While I'm mumbling to myself (ass whoopin's tend to make you talk to yourself), I come into the house and my mama takes a look at me.
MamaLadylike: What the hell happened to you?!!??
Me: M-m-m-me and T-t-t-annn-yaaa got into a f-f-f-f-ight at the park.
MamaLadylike: Oh, hell no!!! You go back out there and you find that lil' heathen and you whip her ass!!
**looking at my mama in disbelief and wondering why she's trying to send me outside to get killed**
Me: Ma!!!! What?!?!?
MamaLadylike: Either you go back outside and fight that girl or YOU and ME are gonna fight INSIDE.
That was the kind of "pep talk"
she gave and I was "inspired" to go back out and find Tanya.
So I find Tanya in the same park where she had laid the smack down on me just moments ago. My mama is in the background watching the whole thing. I walk right up to Tanya and then it happened....