All I kept thinking when I saw Orlando was "you whiny wuss, if you would have kept your d### in your pants, none of this would have happened." Word to everyone who also looks at Orlando and says "I don't get it." Eric Bana is much cuter. Brad also looked good, although I've really only started liking him since I saw Fight Club. For years he was also on my "I don't get it" list.
The men in this film were definitely prettier than the women.
I wouldn't have put a rowboat in the water for Helen let alone a thousand ships.
I wish they would have incorporated more of the gods & goddesses angle into it, including Eris, the goddess of discord, forcing the judgement of Paris which is actually why the whole war started (it wasn't just Paris & Helen having a one nighter, lol). But I guess that's what "Clash of the Titans" is for.