stardusttwin,
the best part was your continuing narration of your deteriorating nerves dealing with this
although it's not quite GWS material, I was talking with someone yesterday who said that during her wedding reception her veil briefly caught on fire after touching one of the candles on the head table.
"the bride, the bride, the bride is on fire, she don't need no water...

"
hands down, this is the BEST thread in Greekchat.