[CrimsonTide4]

THINGS YOU'D LOVE TO SAY OUT LOUD AT WORK

1. I can see your point, but I still think you're full of ISHT

2. I don't know what your mental problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.

3. How about never? Is never good for you?

4. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.

5. I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.

6. It sounds like English, but I can't understand a damn word you're saying.

7. Ahhh...I see the screw-up fairy has visited us again...

8. I like you. You remind me of myself when I was young and stupid.

9. You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.

10. I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.

11. I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.

12. Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.

13. Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.

14. What am I? Flypaper for freaks!

15. I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.

16. It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot of Karma to burn off.

17. Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.

18. And your crybaby whiny-assed opinion would be...?

19. This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.

20. If I throw a stick, will you leave?

21. Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.

22. I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.

23. A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.

24. Can I trade this job for what's behind door #1?

25. Too many freaks, not enough circuses.

26. Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?

27. Chaos, panic, & disorder - my work here is done.

28. How do I set a laser printer to stun?

29. I thought I wanted a career; turns out I just wanted a salary.

30. Oh I get it... like humor... but different.