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Ahhhhhh...Sardis Lake.

OK this is a long story but a FUNNY one.

One of my friends had this old 1971 Horizon(car) and they had like really "fixed" it up. Anyhow it was camoflauge with a racing stripe, it had 1 shiny rim and a bunch of bumber stickers. He found an old Tri-Delt license tag and tied it to the front. It played music like an ICE CREAM TRUCK & had one of those police loud speakers that you could talk on. On the inside it had a confederate flag covering the ceiling that had been stuck up there with one of those corn on the cob holders. They called the car The HO! Anyhow we decided one night to pile like 10 people in it one night and go to Sardis after the bar at about 2AM. Well anyone who has ever been to sardis knows that you almost HAVE to have a truck to get out there. I don't know how this car made it. Because the guy driving never slowed down on those dirt roads that have potholes the size of the car itself. Anyhow we got the car stuck and it had a gas leak because we appearantly hit one of those bumps a bit too hard. We had the video camera out there too!! That's some funny footage. We finally had to call someone at like 5am and tell them that we were out at Sardis & Micheal broke his leg and needed to go to the hospital or we knew they wouldn't come get us. My friend Chad lost his pants (why he took them off I don't know) and never found them. "The Ho" never recovered.