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I'm from the North and I know how to sail.
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Rudey, darlin', every girl down here is taught from
birth how to sail. Four easy steps.
1) Buy Chanel sunglasses and Orcelia hat.
2) Hire someone to dock newly purchased yacht in Charleston harbor.
3) Mix Fruity drinks.
4) Repeat steps for Kentucky Derby Festival watershow.
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