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Terrprost Alert
Subject: terrorist alert
Recently we have received credible intelligence that there have been seven
terrorists working in your office. Six of the seven have been apprehended.
Bin Sleepin, Bin Loafin, Bin Goofin, Bin Lunchin, Bin Drinking and Bin
Butt-Kissin have all been taken into custody. At this time, no one fitting
the description of the seventh cell member, Bin Workin, has been found at
your office. We are confident that anyone who looks like he's/she's Bin
Workin will be very easy to spot.
You are OBVIOUSLY not a suspect at this time. So keep on doing
what you Bin Doing
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