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A longhorn farmer takes his horse into the vet, saying that this steed was the best and most interesting on earth. Now this vet was a good man, undergrad at OU, DVM at A&M. He did a complete and detailed examination of the horse, and couldn't find anything special about it. The farmer tells the vet to lift the horse's tail, which he did, and then the vet laughed. The farmer asked what was so funny and isn't that amazing. To which the vet replied,
"No, any horse's ass can whistle "The Eyes of Texas.""
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