She might be a youngin - BUT I'M NOT!!! Indiana is close enough to Wisconsin - I'm in

But please, that makeup would repel men, not attract them, we want to be average, not hideous :P
And i have definitely seen this problem in action... I have this absolutely drop dead gorgeous friend, we'll call her Sara. Sara never dated much in high school and when she got to college she didn't have much luck either. Sure guys would hit on her at parties and in bars, ask for her number, and all that good stuff (but she didn't go home with them - maybe that's the problem? she's gorgeous and not a slut) when it came down to it these guys would never call her. Sara seriously began thinking she was ugly (so far from the truth) and when a guy finally did show interest in her, she held onto him for dear life and stayed in a crappy relationship b/c she thought no other guy would want her.