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Oh, I have had a few drunken injuries!
The worst was about 2 years ago when I was way drunk at Hole in the Wall(CHEESY Atlanta bar) and was climbing up to dance with a friend on one of the little level things and somehow managed to slice the HELL out of my toe. Blood is everywhere and the carry me to the bathroom, have me up on the sink counter with my foot in the sink and me not feeling ANYTHING. I woke up the next morning with all of this toilet paper wrapped around my toe, secured by duct tape. I seriously should have gotten stitches and I still have a scar.
Then, a few weeks ago, I was leaving the Braves game and trying to find a cab with some friends and these guys a little bit down the road yell that they will share a cab with us, so my drunk ass goes hauling towards that cab and in the process, does a HEADER over a potted plant. Luckily, I landed on my tummy and not my head but everyone was DYING! The guys did end up paying for our cab, though, because they said I was some great entertaiment. I had skinned palms and bruised knee's for at least a week!
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