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Originally posted by hottytoddy
Lastnight I dropped my cell phone in the toilet at the bar.
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I'm glad I'm not the only one, I did this last summer and I'm still getting crap about it. Even last night, I was in the bathroom (at the same bar) and some random girl was saying, "I lost my phone," and one of my friends blurts out, "Don't feel bad, she dropped hers in a toilet here once."
I'm so clumsy when I'm sober that adding alcohol to the situation pretty much seals the deal for random bruises and accidents. Last New Year's, I was leaving the party we were at and there wasn't any snow, so how I twisted my ankle and got grass stains on my khakis. Didn't even hurt until the next day when I woke up.
Another night I was wearing shoes that had no traction, walking down some wet steps, when my phone rang. Apparently my answering it caused me to loose my balance because as I said hello to my friend I fell and had two large bruises on my leg and rear end for about a month.