Hold up, folks. I didn't catch the mean and nasty part, apparently, but I just thought Mr. Conard was talking about those rinky-dinky schools where you get your master's degree online in 3 weeks (OK, I'm exaggerating, but you know the kind I'm talking about). I didn't get the impression that he was talking about commuter schools that are "real" universities with students who just mostly live off campus. Y'all gotta read.
