Okay, Donna was really really drunk one night at the Lambda Chi house. She decides she's had too much to drink and needs to go home. So, off she goes in search of a DD. She just so happens to be on the top level of the house. Well, to get to the bottom level she has to go down one flight of stairs, and then turn and go down another flight of stairs. So, she grabs brother Joe's hand and says, "Help me walk down the stairs!" So, he does, and as she gets to the bottom of the first flight of stairs, she falls and busts her butt big time. She stands up, laughs, and waits for Joe to catch up to her. "That sucked." she says. So, they turn to go down the next flight of stairs.....when she falls AGAIN! Yes folks, I fell down a flight of stairs twice in a row the Thursday night before spring break....so when I got home and was laying on the beach 2 days later it looked like my boyfriend beat me. I was bruised all over on my legs and my arms!!!
ETA: I was still hungover 2 days later...I was pretty sloshed.
One of my pledge sisters fell down a flight of stairs at the Pi Kapp house and broke her jaw. She wasn't drunk though!