*telephone ring*

Scoop Larue: Hello?

laidbackfella: I'm sorry for the way that I did you (1)

Scoop LaRue: huh?...Who is this?

laidbackfella: It's Big L (2)

Scoop LaRue: L...laidbackfella? I'm still upset by how you just put me outta your house like that.

laidbackfella: I know that I'm carrying on,
nevermind if I'm showing off
I was just frontin (3)

Scoop LaRue: Ok, just don't do no messed up junk like that again. I believe I could whip your behind.

laidbackfella: Don't believe the hype (4)

Scoop LaRue: OK, we'll see. I'm glad you called. You're an Omega right?

laidbackfella: Rrrrrr arf arf what the deal (5)

Scoop LaRue: I've heard that there are Perps out there. These folks pretend like they are a part of different organizations. Do you have any idea why they might do this?

laidbackfella: Cocaine is a Helluva Drug

Scoop Larue: What goes through your mind when you've confirmed that someone is a Perp?

laidbackfella: Awnaw! Hell naw! Boy
Y'all done up and done it (6)

Scoop Larue: So what happens when someone gets caught Perpin?

laidbackfella: Kick in the door, wavin the four-four
All you heard was Poppa don't hit me no more (7)

Scoop LaRue: Whoa that sounds serious. Well lemme write this up. Will you be around later?

laidbackfella: I'm going back to Cali.. hmm, I don't think so (8)

Scoop LaRue: Oh Cali is that where you are from?

laidbackfella: If I got to choose a coast I got to choose the East
I live out there, so don't go there
But that don't mean a nigga can't rest in the West
See some nice breasts in the West (9)

Scoop LaRue: So what's going down in Cali?

laidbackfella: California Love (10)

Scoop LaRue: OK well thank you for the interview.

laidbackfella: Say Hello to Dee for me

Scoop LaRue: Dee Who

laidbackfella: Deez N@#$...hahahahahaha

*click*


(1) Ruben Studdard - Sorry 2004
(2) Big L - No Endz, No Skinz
(3) Pharell - Frontin
(4) Public Enemy - Don't Believe the Hype
(5) DMX - Get at Me Dawg
(6) Nappy Roots - Awnaw
(7) Notorious B.I.G. - Kick in the Door
(8) LL Cool J - Goin Back to Cali
(9) Notorious B.I.G. - Goin back to Cali
(10) 2pac ft Dr. Dre - California Love