lol i'm the queen of injuries when i'm drunk.. and they aren't alwyas my fault! example:
once- a guy fell down a flight of stairs on top of me- and i still had like 6 more stairs to go... and so once he slid into me- i twisted around- banged my head into the banister- and landed in a crumpled heap and the bottom on my stomach with this dude on top of me.... i had the wind knocked out of me and the bouncers had to carry me out- i bruised 3 ribs very badly and had massive bruises on my knees and head... it sucked!
when i was in rome- i had too much wine with dinner and i was talking to this group of guys and i wasn't paying attention to where i was going and fell off the sidewalk and sprained my ankle in 3 places.... its been 3 weeks and it still kinda hurts! lol
i've fallen down stairs.... fallen up stairs.... smacked my head- slid on beer- ran into things... gotten beaten up by various objects (i relate to the roses story! lol)and i wake up with all kinds of injuries lol
i'm a rambuncious crazy drunk girl.... and i'm like that much of the time
