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			Once I broke my finger when I was drunk. I was gesticulating madly and smacked my hand down on a table. I only realized it in the morning when my finger was twice its size and I couldn't bend it. 
 
A few summers ago I stepped on a bag full of beer cans and got cuts ALL over my feet. 
 
Also I constantly wake up with bruises, but I feel like everybody does that.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
		
	
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