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He just fed me a lot of bullshit and I believed it. Here are a few of the things I heard:
"You are so perfect for me, I don't deserve you." (OBVIOUSLY)
"I hope that I marry you." (Right.)
"I never thought I would feel this way again after _______ broke my heart." (Hmmm that was in high school?)
"I hope you never cheat on me because I would die if you did." (Ummm WTF?)
Then...after he went psycho...
"I'll have all the AxiD's kick your ass." (Right cause I'm not friends with most of them or anything.)
"You will never be allowed to set foot in the Phi Psi house again. (Cause they are gonna turn away a cute girl for someone who isn't a brother uh huh)
"I will ruin your life." (Right sweetie.....who's uncle is the congressman that got your retarded ass into the Academy? That's what I thought.)
And my personal favorite....
"I passed up the chance to be with a girl I've been in love with for years to be with you." (Well let me tell you she is one lucky girl to get to be with a winner like you.)
God damn I feel better. Where's that kid's number.
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