My Brother The Hulk, you are to funny! God I love all 6' 7" of you!
I think, from reading these many missives, that I am going to suggest that when we get Associate Classes back up to standards that They Do A Paddle of the same proportions that I mentioned!
It is something that each Member can come back to on a visit and relate to His Brothers from His Associte Class and is awesome Hanging in the House, well, when we get a new one built!

Each one was uniqe on how it was done but on a basic pattern for continuity of size and style!
As EM1843 said, it would be hard to pick up and swat someone!