Peas-Hated them. We used to put them in the milk carton until the nuns spotted us. After that we'd shovel them in our mouths and in one swallow, gulp them down so we didn't have to chew.
I thought I could talk to horses so whenever I saw one I would neigh at it.
Around 6th grade (all for the sake of a HUGE crush) I bought a swim suit with "cups" formed. They seemed pretty solid when I bought it, but after I jumped in the water-they went totally concave.

There were a few incidents with toilet tissue...
Teather ball and 4 square