[MaMaBuddha]

1 THING MOST PEOPLE DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU:
1) i always wear a hat

2 THINGS YOU DO EVERY MORNING:
1) dig up my nose
2) blow my morning breathe in my baby's face

3 THINGS PEOPLE FIND WEIRD ABOUT YOU:
1) my attitude
2) my tattoos
3) my ability to make myself invisible

4 THINGS YOU DO DAILY:
1) check email
2) argue with capri
3) walk my dogs
4) threaten my kid sister

5 THINGS YOU LOVE:
1) my kid sister
2) my dogs
3) my porn collection
4) my camera
5) my clothes

6 THINGS YOU COULD PROBABLY DO WITHOUT, BUT DON'T:
1) cable
2) cell phone
3) tv
4) porn collection
5) music collection
6) did i say my porn collection

7 THINGS THAT ANNOY THE #%$! OUT OF YOU:

1) stupid questionnaires like these that take the time to fill out
2) men
3) men
4) stupid men
5) men
6) little boys
7) kid sister when she whines

8 THINGS YOU WISH YOU HAD:
1) my freaking lawsuit money
2) money
3) hmmm...a fur coat. a long one at that
4) the ability to read mind
5) a cool g in my pockets right now
6) a stick to beat the crap outta who ever invented this questionnaire
7) geez!
8) wtf

9 THINGS YOU NEVER DO:
1) there is nothing i would never do
2) it's all been done!!!
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10 THINGS AT RANDOM:
1) motherf*ck!
2) who is the hell?
3) crap
4) my feet are cold?
5) sega!
6) wtf!!!
7) damn, i am ashy again
8) damn, he got some big ass lips
9) 40 minutes til my hell is over