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Originally posted by GLUE STICK
Name: GLUE STICK
1 THING MOST PEOPLE DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU:
1) I'm good for most craft projects and wedding favors!
2 THINGS YOU DO EVERY MORNING:
1) Stick!
2) Look in the mirror because I'm cute!
3 THINGS PEOPLE FIND WEIRD ABOUT YOU:
1) I like sheet cake!
2) I like it when Stepford Wife sniffs me!
3) I like to play pranks on my friends rubber cement and paste!
4 THINGS YOU DO DAILY:
1) Stick!
2) Say UHU!
3) Eat sheet cake!
4) Admire my boyish figure!
5 THINGS YOU LOVE:
1) When people register for me!
2) Beautiful craft projects!
3) When people appreciate the convenience of glue in stick form!
4) Reading great works of existential philosophy!
5) Listening to Lionel Richie's Stuck On You!
6 THINGS YOU COULD PROBABLY DO WITHOUT, BUT DON'T:
1) Tacky things. Haha I am tacky! But I wish I wasn't!
2) Sniffing myself! It's fun but I know it's just wrong! It's like smellerbation!
3) Eating lots of sheet cake every day. It's a good thing I'm not getting fat! Nobody likes a fat glue stick because it inhibits precise application!
4) Getting accidentally stuck to the backs of really hairy guys. Whoops!
5) I can't think of anything else!
6) This quiz is really long!
7 THINGS THAT ANNOY THE #%$! OUT OF YOU:
1) Little kids who eat paste. Paste is my friend dammit!
2) Elmer's! That bastard can't compare to MOI!
3) People who make rubber cement balls. That is just WRONG.
4) Liquid paper because she thinks she's the hottest thing in home office supplies but she's really a HO.
5) Tacky things other than me. Like sheet cake! Haha sheet cake I still love you though!
6) Puffy paint.
7) Getting glitter stuck to myself. Ouch!
8 THINGS YOU WISH YOU HAD:
1) A trophy wife to sniff me every night!
2) A sheet cake for each day of the week!
3) Legs! But even if I had legs I wouldn't wear UGGS because I'm not a fashion victim!
4) Arms so I could wear make up and carry handbags!
5) Oh, and a face too!
6) A Hoover! Everybody wants a Hoover!
7) Hats! I'd like to wear hats!
8) The right to not have my wonderful posts deleted from GC because some people don't have a sense of humor! Come on! GLUE STICK never hurt anybody! I come in peace! And in different colors like PURPLE!
9 THINGS YOU NEVER DO:
1) Hang out with paper clips. They are low class.
2) Complain to the moderators like a whiny little bitch!
3) Mess with hatchetface! She'll chop chop me into little glue bits and I'm SCARED!
4) Post stupid pictures in threads and pretend that I'm funny!
5) Register with stupid names even though everybody knows it's me!
6) Lick post it notes.
7) Have sex with other members of greek chat! It happens!
8) Use myself to glue on toupees!
9) REVEAL MY TRUE IDENTITY! HAHAHAHAHAHA!
10 THINGS AT RANDOM:
1) I love greek chat! GLUE STICK wants to be your friend!
2) They know when they're eating the sheet cake. You can't fool them!
3) Von Dutch is tacky. Haha, not good tacky either!
4) Vera Bradley handbags look like toaster covers my grandma used to have!
5) It's fun being a GLUE STICK!
6) People need to lighten up!
7) GC is a reliable source for medical diagnosis and treatment!
8) If you're a sixth year senior with a 1.7 GPA you should NOT go through rush at Ole Miss!
9) GC is a good place to go when you're looking for advice about your love life!
10) UHU!
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Okay, that is the funniest thing I've ever seen.