[preciousjeni]

Before I buy the farm, I'd like to:

*Hold political office, preferably the presidency of the U.S.
*Go to prison, not jail, to experience it - but I want to be able to leave when I want to!
*Be the perfect weight, with a perfect complexion - plastic surgery, here I come!!
*Have a baby
*Adopt a baby
*Write a book
*Donate an organ
*Have long hair again
*Live in Monaco for at least a year
*Become fluent in French and Italian
*Be a sought after speaker focusing on race relations and the elimination of all prejudice (including fat discrimination and homophobia!)
*Wear contacts!!! Someday, a contact lens will be invented that I can actually wear with my old dry eyes!
*Be on the National Executive Board of Theta Nu Xi Multicultural Sorority, Inc.