HC my ex need to be on his knees right now thanking God that I am a Christian woman?

HC because I PROMISE I would straight jack his a$$ right now?
HC leave work and everything?
HC he must have forget that I carry a bat and a box cutter in my car?
HC don't call my job talking crazy?
HC then you got the nerve to hang up on me?

HC I was like "oh no this fool DID NOT hang up on me"?

HC bia...is you crazy?
HC hold me back lawd, hold me back?