Well, I just got the best news ever this morning...
I passed the Florida Bar Exam!!! Both the Florida and Multistate sections - I'm all ready to be admitted. I just have to take the Oath of Attorney, and that's it, I'm an attorney! Yay for me!!!
So what does the thread title "Tuna Salad has no power over me!" have to do with this?
Well, like most other things in my life, the bar exam did not go exactly as planned. I got a wicked case of food poisoning the night before the exam. Bought an ill-fated tuna salad sandwich and spent the next 8 hours experiencing the torture known as Death By Mayonnaise. Between trying to puke up all of my internal organs and the jackhammers across the street (don't ask), I didn't sleep much at all.
Needless to say, I barely made it to the test. My friend pretty much carried me to the convention center and i was barely able to even keep my head up for the whole exam. So I was legitimately worried about my score.
But I passed anyway, hooray! I kept the receipt from the Tuna Sandwich of Death - I think I'll frame it. A tip for anyone traveling to Tampa, Florida - don't buy food from the downtown Radisson!
(edited to fix teeny "grammer" error
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