HA!
i would be
SO famous that the general public would listen to
me about what politics are "right" as opposed to those <ahem>
other celebs out there.
BWAHAHAHA....
ok, seriously.....i would have krispy kreme donuts everyday full with own private personal trainer everyday.
i would have someone to always do my nails for me......every fabulous make up and hair product known to man......i would have to have wild cherry pepsi in all of my dressing rooms.......the most fabulous shoes on the planet....don't care what brand, just as long as they are fabulous!