"Meet my new living room set! YAAAAAY! My sponsor bought it for me yesterday. He only purcahsed the couch, chair and ottoman and said that I'll have to get the tables and lamps that I want on my own, which is fine with me. The big thing is out of the way and that's $1,700 I won't have to spend. Imagine someone willing to buy you clothes, groceries and anything else you wanted without you having to give up no kuda cat. Imagine that. You get to eat at the finest restaurants and keep some extra change in your pocket...wouldn't that be nice? Well I have that. I never have to spend my own money now and it's so nice! Now all I have to get is my dining room set and the rest of my living room set and I'll be set. My apartment in Houston is gonna be off the chain."
Now, to paraphrase Sesame Street:
One of these chicks is not like the others,
One of these chicks just doesn't belong,
Can you tell which chick is not like the others
By the time I finish my song?
Now ladies and gentlemen, This is not...
Alcoholics Anonymous
NASCAR
Super Bowl
NBA on Sunday (Brought to you by Netzero...)
Prudential at the half
Children's Miracle Network
Feed the Children (for just 40 cents a day... the price of a cup of coffee)
The back of your high school yearbook
Debutante Ball Program
The booster club calendar
Iraqi Student Exchange Program
Girl Scouts
Now, unless this chick is in AA, racing in the Indy 500, works in the marketing department at ABC, is raising money for MS, is actually a starving child in Africa (?), selling ads for the Martin Luther King Jr. High School Yearbook, in the cotillion, in the booster club at her nephews school, an exchange student, or selling girl scout cookies door to door, THERE IS NO REASON FOR HER TO HAVE A SPONSOR!
What kind of young lady would tell the whole world that she is using this guy for furniture? Now she didn't have to give it up... but what if she can't afford to furnish the rest of the place? Things that make you go hmmmmmmmm.... She wouldn't give it up for $1700, but what if she needs a new coffee table too? Lamp? Toaster? George Foreman grill? What then? Well, ladies and gentlemen... she won't be getting it from my brother! Where is this guy's sister when he needs her?
Now I said in the beginning of this game...
"Golddiggers... I got my eye on you."
You thought I was playing with you?!?!?
Does this brother not have internet access? See, and you wondered why I am doing this for my brother. Someone has to find out about mess like this! See! She has told the whole world that this guy is her sponsor! Not her friend, not a buddy, a SPONSOR! How ugly is that? That is just mean. Nosey sisters DO have a place in this world...
**music please!**
Did you guess which chick was not like the others?
Did you guess which chick just doesn't belong?
If you guessed(click here ) is not like the others,
Then you're absolutely...right!
Just cause I am getting married, doesn't mean that I am getting soft.
In the famous words of Oran Juice Jones...
"Now close ya mouf... cuz you COLD BUSTED!"
Back to our sesame street song, already in progress...
One of these chicks belongs with big brother
Some of these chicks are still in the game
But one of these chicks is doing her own thing
Now it's time to play my game.........
It's time to play MY game.
Contestant #18 has dropped out of the game, citing the apparent disinterest of Big Brother in her...
2 down... 7 to go!